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Täna öösel kuskil poole 1 ajal Russalka juures:

E-seeria mesa(eelmine põlvkond) sõidab mööda ilge vilina saatel nagu käiks suss koguaeg ringi all või oleks konkreetselt pidurid peal, vilin oli juba paar minutit enne kuulda, kiirus paistis ka selline 70+ olevat

Turbo vilises ju!

See läheb edasi nii, et apteeker ütleb, et otsas on. Mees ütleb, et andke või otsast, aga kohe on vaja

Kuulsin ükspäev sõbrakäest nalja seoses mingi vanamehega, kes ei usalda pangaautomaate ja võtab iga pensipäev raha automaadist välja ja viib siis panka.

I have a three year old Koala Bear named GumNut, that I'm desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him back in January figuring it would be an awesome pet that would enjoy living in my greenhouse, sadly I was wrong. I paid $3200 for him back in January and I'am not sure what the used Koala Bear market is like in a good economy or the one we have now; so I'am open to offers. Please use some common sense before contacting me, don't be an idiot, I'am not interested in trading my Koala Bear for your busted up 1980's Camero, your XBOX, or an offer to paint my garage door.

GumNut's Stats:

The Good

*He is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of the time.
*For the most part he is very quite; this also falls into the bad category which we will touch on in a moment.
*He eats spiders, (not kidding) we haven't had a spider in our house since we got him.
*Hates watching Desperate Housewives, used to be my wifes favorite show until GumNut bit her for changing the channel from Jeopardy, to Desperate Housewives.
*Gets along well with one of my two dogs.
*Loves to go for car rides.



Now for the Bad:

*He eats a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as I expected.
*Apparently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala Bears, when GumNut is coming down from his high he becomes very violent and aggressive.
*He raped and killed my wife's cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I've been trying to find a way to get that worthless cat out of our house for two years, thanks GumNut.)
*He does not like Asian's, I have no idea where this Koala was raised but someone of Asian Decent must have really mistreated him.
*Loves Vin Diesel movies, not sure why, he just does.
*Has extremely sharp claws and teeth which he uses often.
*Loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog's ass.
*He is quite, and as a result has snuck in on my wife and I during intimate moments. I mind him watching; maybe it won't bother you as much.
* GumNut smells terrible and is not easy to wash. I had to hold a gas soaked rag over his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath.
*Once he is in the water he is fine, getting him into the water is a challenge, he will scratch you, he will bite you, and you will bleed.

Need kaamerad on hullemad kui arvuti weebikad:D

Ma ei saa aru miks nad piiks-zoom-piiks-zoom-piikspiiks-sharpen-piupiupiu-voila nuppu ei vajuta...

Ei oska.

Kakas mutti olevat ka Grossi poe küljes oleva Swedbank´i automaadi ees rääkinud, et:
"Mina selle Olegi kätte küll oma raha ei usalada"
" Jajah pangad on ikka kõvasti usaldusväärsemad"
Peale mida riisuti kõik oma papp automaadist välja ja mindi panka raha ära viima.

Seoses pangaautomaatidega veel üks (tõestisündinud) lugu eestimaalt. Oli siis üks mammi kuskil maakohas hädas pangaautomaadist raha väljavõtmisega, üks lahke noormees tuli appi, võttis mammi pangakaardi, pani automaati ning pöördus mammi poole: "Ütle PIN". Mille peale mammi kummardus püüdlikult automaadile ligemale ning puhta ja selge häälega ütles: "Pinnnnnn".

Tõnu

samast kategooriast ka story, kus pensio ei toksind pinkoodi sisse, vaid sosistas numbrid ükshaaval automaadile

Ei oska nende lugude tõestisündimust hinnata, aga tõenäoliselt on igas oblastis keegi, kes võiks sellise pangega hakkama saada